Friday, October 24, 2014

Onion Truck Adventures

 This is my mom.


She wears pearl earrings and an apron every day.

{Yeah...she's pretty cool :D}

 She also lives in an area where they're harvesting lots of onions.

Sometimes, she drives behind the onion trucks loaded with onions.  This is because if an onion falls out on the side of the road, she can pull over and grab it and make tasty things!  {The rumor is, these fresh-grown onions taste waaaaay better than store-bought onions.}




Anyway.

Yesterday my mom was driving behind an onion truck that took a turn a little too fast...




Eeeeeeeeeerk...


{CRASH!!}


It just makes you wanna cry... :D
 
{Mom said it was the coolest thing she'd ever seen.}

Thursday, October 9, 2014

More Mary Poppins

Too soon for a Mary Poppins fanart?
 

A:  It is NEVER too soon for a Mary Poppins fanart.


I met Mary Poppins in Disneyland last week!!

...sort of.

I was there with my family...like, my whole family, nieces, nephews, all (which means we filled up the park!) and there she was, standing next to the band at the entrance.


Well, of course my little nieces got way excited and thought I ought to take a picture with her!


(Ok...I was pretty excited too :)

 Them:


Her:

 And I'll be darned, she turned her back on us!




And I was like:


 


I think that was when we decided Star Tours probably didn't have a line.


If this doesn't satiate your thirst for Mary Poppins* goodness, you can follow me on Instagram, where I'm doing a bit of Inktober and a lot of Mary Poppins  ^_^



*the real one


Saturday, August 30, 2014

Food Opera (Part 2)

Chapter 4

Heather opens the fridge.


Heather closes the fridge.


Heather opens the fridge.


Heather closes the fridge.


Heather opens the fridge.


Heather closes the fridge.


Chapter 5


Chapter 6

The Chuggaluggalicious™ Ice Cream is gone.


Heather starts arguing with her "mom".


Chapter 7









Chapter 8

The sofa eats Heather.









THE END.


On a completely unrelated note, does anyone need a Costco-sized bag of chia seeds?

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Food Opera (Part 1)

Chapter 1

Heather slams the door behind her.

"From now on, I'm eating healthy!" she says.


The sofa says nothing.

The coffee table says nothing.

The bookcase says nothing.
 

 The lamp says, 
 


Chapter 2

Heather buys healthy food.
 

It costs more than a car.

Heather says, 
 

The furniture looks ominously on.



The lamp says nothing.


Chapter 3

 Heather spends hours preparing healthy food.


It tastes like deer barf.

Heather drinks it all.

 
She celebrates with a quart of Chuggaluggalicious™ Ice Cream.


TO BE CONTINUED!!


Oh man!  What a cliffhanger!